What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

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What did one snowman say to the other snow man?

Do you smell carrot?

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

How do you stop your bacon from curling in the pan?

Take their little stones and brooms away!

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Who's there! Amsterdam! Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters!

Why was the hamster a bad Supreme Court Justice?

Because his mind was always on a pellet.