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What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

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What's white and smells like black paint?

White paint

What is something that tastes better than it smells?

A tongue

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What did the Bacon say to the Tomato?

What did Bacon say to Tomato? "Lettuce get together"

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire