What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

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What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

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Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit The Frog's fingers.

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.