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What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

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What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist?

The smell of their fingers.

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What will you have, Sir?

Bacon my day, sonny!" Sorry/notsorry - it's how my mind works

How do you stop bacon from curling in the pan?

Take away their little brooms!

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.