What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

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What smells funny?

Clown poo!

What part of a football pitch smells nicest?

The scenter spot!

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

Who's there! Amsterdam! Amsterdam who?

Amsterdam is like plum jam but made from hamsters!