What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

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How do you react to the fragrance of a bottle of wine from the year 2000?

Smells like teen spirit.

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery guys have in common?

They have to smell it but they can't taste it!

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.