What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

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What is the one smell you can never get out of the house, no matter what you spray or what incense you burn?

Your grandparents.

What is invisible and smells like carrots?

Rabbit farts

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Where are the groceries?

ME: Bacon was on sale. WIFE: Oh god, what does that mean *sound of dump truck backing into driveway*

What's long, green and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger.

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How are Cigarettes like Hamsters?

They're harmless until you put one in your mouth and light in on fire

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows