What is small furry and smells like bacon?

A hamster!

Previous Random Joke Next

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What's green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?

Koala vomit

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

Hamster Jokes More Hamster Jokes

What is the difference between a Train and an Hamster?

The train got windows

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.