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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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What's the name of your former bank?

I said, "Piggy"

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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What's invisible and smells like bananas?

Monkey farts

What's a skunk's favourite game in school?

Show and smell!

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Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.