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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Why did Miss Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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What did one poop say to the other poop?

You smell

What is green and slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's finger...

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Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics