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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Why can't Miss Piggy count to 100?

At 69 she always gets a frog in her throat.

Why did Mrs. Piggy's relationship fail?

She couldn't stand making Kermitments

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What did Hannibal Lecter say to the philosophy professor after the lecture?

I can smell your Kant.

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

Ms. Piggy Jokes More Ms. Piggy Jokes

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.