What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Where does David Cameron keep his hidden money?

In the Piggy bank

Why can't Ms. Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she has a Frog in her throat.

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What's invisible and smells like cough drops?

Koala farts

What's green, slimy and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger

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Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics