What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Why did Kermit break up with Miss Piggy?

He wasn't ready for a Kermitment.

Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

What do gynecologists and pizza delivery drivers have in common?

They're close enough to smell it, but can't have a taste.

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What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.