What's green and smells like Ms. Piggy?

The Boston Celtics

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Why cant Miss Piggy count to 70?

Because when she gets to 69 she ends up with a frog in her throat.

How high can Miss Piggy count?

68, because at 69 she gets a frog in her throat...

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What planet smells the worst?

Poopiter. This joke courtesy of my 7 year old son. He was very proud of it.

What's green, slimy and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs finger (shoutout to Hesher)

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Why did Ms. Piggy call in sick to work?

Because she had a frog in her throat.

Why did Kermit the Frog split with Ms. Piggy?

Because she wouldn't rub it rub it. (blame Happy International Bacon Day)