What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

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What's red like a strawberry, hard like beef jerky, smells like vinegar, and is found under your bed?

Me neither. Help.

What pick-up line works 100% of the time?

Does this smell like chloroform to you

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Why is it impossible to say no to french fries with cheese and bacon?

Because it's a loaded question!

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

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What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

Whats long, green, and smells like pork?

Kermits finger