He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.
See No Green
Kermit the Frog's Finger!!
A well disguised orange!
Kermit's finger.
Green "Nope. Green."
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
Don't look at me I'm changing!
Third grade
Yo dawg I washed yo dog.
You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!
We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell
Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.
You go on to bed, I'm just going to hang here a while.
Man.
Where the "eh" is in the sentence. Canadian: "How you doin, eh " Italian: "Eh! How you doin "
By the vote of the Erectional College...
Yes he was.
Me: How do you know what weed smells like! Busted, mister! You're grounded for a week. Dad: Okaayy
I'm not sure but I wouldn't try smelling it!
I'm stumped.
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Because they can get 4g
They can't croco-dial the phones.
