He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.
See No Green
Kermit the Frog's Finger!!
A well disguised orange!
Kermit's finger.
Green "Nope. Green."
Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!
So he always hits the green when he's driving.
Don't look at me I'm changing!
I've never paid to have a lima bean on my chest.
Dinomite
So he could hide in the cherry tree.
Cuz it was yellow and appealing! Sorry if this is bad. Seen too many of the same jokes here and I wanted to add an original joke.
Cold ones!
The babies in my nutsack are still living.
The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.
He who smelt it, dealt it.
Kermit the Frog's Finger
A green bean.
He was disturbing the peas.
Oh look! A heard of elephants.
The p is silent.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
In the croakroom!
