Green Jokes

What do you call a color-blind pop artist?

See No Green

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What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

What is Green and Oblong?

A well disguised orange!

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

What's hotter, green or red peppers?

Green "Nope. Green."

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What did the Red light say to the Green light?

Don't look at me I'm changing!

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Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why won't Americans switch to a dollar coin?

They're afraid of change.

Who wins?

Neither. France surrenders and Italy switches sides.

Red House Jokes More Red House Jokes

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.

Collared Green Jokes More Collared Green Jokes

What's the kinkiest leafy green?

Collared Greens

What do you call a green polo shirt?

Collared greens

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you call a dog that can't hear?

Doesn't matter much, does it

What did the doctor say to the terminally ill deaf patient?

Now, this May be difficult to hear...

President Jokes More President Jokes

Which President had the shortest term?

Grover Cleveland. He was the twenty second President.

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Why does Mona Lisa smiling?

The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.

Where do toilets live?

Porcel Lane.

Green Paint Jokes More Green Paint Jokes

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

What is green and smells like red paint?

Green paint.

Yellow House Jokes More Yellow House Jokes

Who lives there?

The yellow man lives in the yellow house. The purple man lives in the purple house. The red man in the red house. And the blue man in the blue house. So who lives in the White House? The black man. It's better in person, I'm so sorry.