Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Why did the witch get a car with manual transmission?

Because she prefers to drive stick!

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What's the best way to hunt for deer?

Driving at midnight.

What side of the road do they drive on in ireland?

None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive.

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What do you call an Asian person that is hit by a car?

Hood orient

How many Mexicans does it take to wax a car?

1 if you hit him just right

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What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Why do they allow people in wheelchairs to bring carry-ons onto a plane?

Aren't they themselves a carry-on?

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

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What happened to the muslim who smoked weed?

They got stoned

Why were George and Lennie sad?

Of mice and men joke) Because they ran out of Weed

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Why do barbers make good drivers?

Because they know all the short cuts.