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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you put a car and a pet together?

Carpet!

What car did the Apostles drive?

Hint:Acts 2:1 KJV)

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

Why did the Redditors like when a tornado hit a fence?

There was a lot of reposting to do

What is someone who takes drugs?

What is someone who drinks What hit you in the face last night

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What did the number 1 say to (pi)?

Let's get rational you can't carry on like this!

Why can't the cops keep calm and carry on?

Because they carry guns instead

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What is Green...and Smells Like Pork?

Kermit the Frog's Finger!!

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What do you call weed grown in a ceramic container?

Pothead plants.

Good Driver Jokes More Good Driver Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

What is the difference between Princess Diana and Tiger Woods?

One of them has a good driver.