Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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What do you get when dinosaurs crash their cars?

Tyrannosaurus wrecks!

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What car does Luke Skywalker drive?

A Toyoda.

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

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What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?

That hit the spots!

Why did the anvil hit the blacksmith instead?

Because it was irony.

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Why do businessmen carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk.

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What does the drug dealer make sure to do?

Weed out only the best suppliers

What does weed and the Quran have in common?

If you burn it you get stoned

Good Driver Jokes More Good Driver Jokes

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear