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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why can't Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she's dead.

Why is there no market for white tires?

Because black tires makes your car run faster

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!

Why did everyone turn away when the race car drove past?

It had a SPOILER on it.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What part hits the wall first?

The lawnmower.

What are the loud, metal things that the Japanese hit?

American ships.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

Why does Snoop Dog carry an umbrella?

For drizzle.

Why don't feminists carry handguns?

Because of the triggers. I'm sorry

Green Jokes More Green Jokes

What do you call a color-blind pop artist?

See No Green

What is red... And smells like green paint?

Red paint! Whats green, and smells like red paint Green paint :) Can't believe how many time I switch to the second, and they don't get it!

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What kind of weed do muslims smoke?

Quranic

What do you call a joke that includes a pun about weed?

OC High humor

Good Driver Jokes More Good Driver Jokes

Why do stormtroopers make good drivers?

They won't ever hit anything.

Why isn't Helen Keller a good driver?

Because she's dead.