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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

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Why do elephants prefer cars instead of motorcycles?

Motorcycles don't have trunks

What is the car that everyone sleeps in?

The Ford Siesta Many thanks to for that one.

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How did the farmer find his lost cow?

He tractor down

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

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How do you sell a chicken to someone who is hard-of-hearing?

HEY!!! DO YOU WANT TO BUY A CHICKEN!?!?!?!

Why did the storm trooper buy an iPhone?

Because he couldn't find the Droid he was looking for.

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Why is a baby like an diamond?

Because it's a dear little thing.

What does marriage have in common with a deck of cards?

In the beginning, you only need two hearts and a diamond. Later on, a club and a spade.