When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

Who's there! Bark! Bark who?

Bark you car on the drive!

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Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find her?

Because she's Transparent.

What are your symptoms?

I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!

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What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are?

Play ball.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

Kid asks, "Where are your buccaneers?" Pirate replies, "They're under my Buccan Hat!"

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How do you lose 30 pounds in 1 Minute?

Go to England and buy something

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

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How does a man keep his youth?

By giving her money furs and diamonds.

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.