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When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

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Why does a Belgian have a knife in his car?

To cut the corners!

How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

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Why did the boy peek down the toilet bowl?

He was trying to find Winnie the Pooh.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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What's wrong with them?

His boss asks. "I just can't see myself coming to work today."

Why did the Arabic man ask for her hand in marriage?

Because she stole his heart

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How can I buy the New York Times?

He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.

Who ever said time cannot be bought?

I bought some thyme yesterday.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.