When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car do insects drive?

A Volkswagen automobile.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

What happened when Isaac Newton met the apple?

He found the apple was a surprisingly down-to-Earth kinda guy.

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What State do you go to to ask questions?

Al-ask-ya

Why did the groom ask his bride to wear white?

Because he wanted his dishwasher to match the fridge and stove

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Where do crows go to buy groceries?

Kroger

Why did Sauron buy the sedan instead of the coupe?

More doors.

Diamond Jokes More Diamond Jokes

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car.

What do you call a lump of coal and a diamond hanging out together?

Carbon Dating.