What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

How do bulls drive their cars?

They steer them!

Why didn't the car have a tire?

Because cars don't wear clothes.

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Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.

What do feminists and Redditors have in common?

They both have multiple triggers that will cause them to down vote those who don't think the exact same way as them.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding when I stopped you?

Motorist: So I could race home to get my license and registration.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What do you like to do in your free time?

Guy: I spy on people. Girl: Really I like to take long walks in the park and go to the movies with my friends. Guy: I know.