What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When someone has Taken your car who should you call?

Liam Nissan

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a Blind Dinosaur's Dog?

Do-ya-think-he-saurus-rex.

How do you outsmart a chicken?

By thinking outside the bawks.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Why are you driving on the sidewalk?

Motorist: It's too dangerous on the street.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

What's the best place to hide a boy?

Page two of Google

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks