What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Who is driving the car?

The police.

How does the Ultimate Warrior repair his car?

With parts unknown.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How does a SQL expert get a date?

GetDate() (I really hope this doesn't do well, so cheap, so stupid, just had to write it when I thought of it)

What is the only time a man thinks about a candlelight dinner?

When the power goes off.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

What do you call an illegally parked frog?

Toad.