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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you get when you cross a bridge with a car?

You get to the other side.

What do you get when you mix a car and a refrigerator?

A car-brrrrr-etor

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why were people in the Medieval times so self absorbed?

Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.

Why did the Seven Dwarves fire Snow White as their Foreman at the mine?

They thought she was micromanaging them!

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you do when you see a space man?

Park your car, man.

Whats do a baby and old people have in common?

They both get ditched in the park