What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why do Stasi officers make such good taxi drivers?

You get in the car and they already know your name and where you live.

What do you call a nun in a car?

Virgin Mobile

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What does Dave Grohl say when he thinks there's a stalker in his house?

IS SOMEONE OUT ON THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VEST? THE VESTIBULE?

What do you call a scientific measuring instrument with degrees?

A graduated cylinder. This is the only joke I've ever thought of.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why did you lead me on a high-speed chase?

Motorist: Because you'd catch me on a slow one.

What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome a good lover and a stimulating partner?

A. In the pages of a romance novel.

Why is the topmost floor the best place to drink in?

That's how you set the bar high.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.