What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What car does the Loch Ness Monster drive?

A Ford F-tree-fiddy

Why did the little boy drop his icecream?

Because he got hit by a car

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What starts with "P" and ends with "ORN"?

It's "popcorn"! What were you thinking?!

What did they start calling Kim Jong Un after he shed 60 kgs in weight?

Kim Jong Un what you thought it was Slim Jong Un? Sorry but you are not allowed to make puns on your supreme leader's name in North Korea

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why are you driving without a license?

Motorist: Because it was revoked months ago.

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

Gt marked as spam

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.