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What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What did the traffic light say to the car as it passed?

Don't look I'm changing!

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why did you name your son Tinnitus?

I don't know, me and my wife just thought it had a nice ring to it.

Motorist Jokes More Motorist Jokes

Why were you asleep at the wheel?

Motorist: Your siren lulled me to sleep.

Why did you stop your car get out and yell "coward" at the traffic signal?

Motorist: The light just turned yellow.

Good Place Jokes More Good Place Jokes

Where's the best place in Toronto to check out girls?

Broadview*

Whats the best place to drive to in Iowa?

The Middle. That way, you're always driving out of Iowa.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.