Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

What happened when a ship carrying red paint collided with a shipcarrying blue paint?

Both crews were marooned.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the belt get arrested?

Because it held up a pair of pants.

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a 5'10" fortune teller parked in the middle of a divided highway?

A medium medium on the median.

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks