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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How was the Roman Empire cut in two?

With a pair of Caesars.

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir