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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

How can North Korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What would you call two banana skins?

A pair of slippers.

What do you call a pair of snakeskin trousers?

Serpants.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where do dogs park their cars?

In barkinglots.

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure