Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What do you call a ship that drives itself?

Auto-pirate.

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Where did Noah park his fish?

The carp-ark.

Why do guitarists put drumsticks on the dash of their car?

So they can park in the handicapped spot.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure