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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do Ethiopian's and a pair of jeans have in common?

They both have flies on them.

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

How do Polish dogs get bumps on their heads?

Chasing parked cars.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

He's been chasing parked cars.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock