Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What kind of ship never sinks?

A dictatorship. *sobs*

Why are yachts and ships so scary?

Because they're for boating.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why should you always take two pairs of trousers when you play golf?

In case you get a hole in one!

How did Watson and crick blow their chance with a hot girl?

They said, "baby you'd look good if you got a pair of skinny genes"

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What is the proper way to parallel park?

Park somewhere else.

What happens when Mario parks his car outside the wrong castle?

He gets Toad

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure