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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What saved the ship?

Flambuoyancy

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants?

In case he got a hole-in-one.

Why were the suspenders arrested?

For holding up a pair of pants.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a bunch of tractors parked in front of a McDonald's on Friday night in Iowa?

Prom

What do you do when you see a spaceman?

You park your car, man.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock