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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why are so many Italian men named Tony?

When they ship them over from the Old Country, they stamp "To N.Y." on them...

Why were the pirates on the ship fighting?

They needed better anchor management.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

Why did the belt get locked up?

He held up a pair of pants.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you think you're doing parking your car there?

Motorist: I thought it was good place. It says "Safety Zone."

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

Dock Jokes More Dock Jokes

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.