Dock Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

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A good start.

What did the sea say to the sand?

Nothing, it simply waved.

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Canadian Club.

Nanny Jokes More Nanny Jokes

What are the level differences between nannies?

The A level nannies suggest leafy vegetables... But the B nannies force kale.

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Why was the comic book series depressed?

Because it had too many issues.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many mutants do you need to take over a Ship?

5 MutantA MutantB MutantC MutantD and Mutiny

Why did Dracula need medicine?

Because he was coffin.

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

Why does the Coast Guard have a 6 foot height requirement?

So when their ship sinks they can walk back to shore.

How can north korea tell if it made a ship or a submarine?

By how fast it sinks.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

Why did the Golfer feel aladeen about his socks?

He had a hole in one.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a frog that is illegally parked?

Toad.

How can you tell if a dinosaur is visiting your house?

His tricycle will be parked outside.