Dock Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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What did one ethuastic Electrician say to the other sad Electrician?

Don't feel bad, YOU CONDUIT!!!

Why are Twilight fans obsessed with it?

Because they need a fandom that won't make them feel like trash.

Crate Jokes More Crate Jokes

What do you call a crate of ducks?

A box of quackers!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What does Usain Bolt do when he misses the bus?

He waits at the next station

Why are storm troopers so clingy?

Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

What do you call a frog that's parked illegally?

Toad.

What happens to illegally parked frogs?

They get toad away.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What time is it when planes start dropping engines?

Shedding season

Nanny Jokes More Nanny Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Pier Jokes More Pier Jokes

Why did the researcher take his paper to the harbour?

To get it pier reviewed.

Where do internet pirates get their loot?

From pier to pier.

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Why did the boy throw his clock out the window?

He wanted to see time fly.