Dock Jokes

Pier Pressure

To the doc(k)!

Crate and Barrel.

To the dock.

Pier Pressure

I don't have time for your ship.

Pier pressure

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

At a Pair of Docks

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

You're my brother in arms!

The worker then says, "No, our CEO doesn't like it."

Because he is always Gosling around..... A co-worker snickered so I figued share.

With a crowbar.

Because he just came to pick up his little sister.

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

With a pumpkin patch!

A lot of likes

With a crowbar

OC I think I'm feeling C6

Crate and Barrel.

Benjamin the blues!

It has the blues

Dock Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Love Card

Where do you take a sick ship?

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Where did the sick boat go?

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Where do sick boats go?

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

What do you call a docks nanny?

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

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