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Dock Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

Love Card

Love Card

Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

We've Got This Love Thing Down

We've Got This Love Thing Down

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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What happened to the frog's illegally parked car?

It got toad away

What does Michael J Fox do when his son parks in his space?

He Park in son's space

Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How do you go about hiring a horse?

Try two pairs of stilts!

What's better than a paradox?

A pair of nurses

Sick Boat Jokes More Sick Boat Jokes

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

What did the pirate say when he turned 81?

Nothing, as he didn't exist. The probability of anyone in that demographic reaching their eighties is particularly low, and an active pirate being eighty one years of age is further rendered a statistical impossibility given that a pirate would need to be above a certain threshold in terms of physical ability.

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What do the Bermuda Triangle and a blonde have in common?

They both swallow a lot of seamen. Ahh stupid jokes. They never get old.

Why'd the seaman cross the road?

Because I wore the wrong sock that day.

Worker Jokes More Worker Jokes

Why did my local sandwich shop lose all of its workers??

I was told they were sick of being subordinates.

Who's the founder of the Japanese Wikipedia?

Yojimbo Wales! (Joke stolen from co-worker)

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why don't seagulls fly in the bay?

Because they don't want to be bagels.

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....