Dock Jokes

Pier Pressure

To the doc(k)!

Crate and Barrel.

To the dock.

Pier Pressure

Pier pressure

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

At a Pair of Docks

She buys a new car.

None, its a hardware issue.

Pier pressure

Pier pressure

They didn't have ships in common.

Because I wore the wrong pair of socks this morning.

Smells fishy

It has a lot of mussels.

A. So they can park in handicapped zones.

A place where people parked their camels!

Dock Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Where do you take a sick ship?

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Where did the sick boat go?

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Where do sick boats go?

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

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