Dock Jokes

Why did the boat dock with the all of the other boats?

Pier Pressure

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Where do you take a sick ship?

To the doc(k)!

Where do dock workers like to shop?

Crate and Barrel.

Where did the sick boat go?

To the dock.

Why did the young boat dock before it was ready?

Pier Pressure

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

Where did the sick boat go to get a checkup?

The Dock!

Where does a tugboat go when it feels sick?

To the Dock

What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship.

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

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Why didn't the man go under the boardwalk?

He doesn't like giving in to pier pressure.

Why did the boy jump off the dock?

Pier pressure

Sick Boat Jokes More Sick Boat Jokes

Where do sick boats go?

The Dock

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!

Depress Jokes More Depress Jokes

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!

Why was the airport depressed?

It had a terminal illness.

Blue Jokes More Blue Jokes

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Docktor Jokes More Docktor Jokes

Who do you call when you need a dock fixed?

A docktor.

What do you do with a sick boat?

Take it to the docktor!

Nanny Jokes More Nanny Jokes

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

What do you call a docks nanny?

An Au'Peir

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.