Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

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Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

Who knocks on doors at three in the morning?

It's so inconsiderate! Good thing I was still up playing my bagpipes.

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Why is the sky not happy on clear days?

It has the blues

What do armed forces at sea feel when depressed?

The Navy blues What part of the Mac's desktop would seafarers miss when at sea for a loooong time The Dock

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Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!