Sole Jokes

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

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Neither has a Seoul

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Only one of them is organized.

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If you leave the jar alone for 200 years it'll develop a culture.