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Sole Jokes

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

Why is Kim Jong-Un so hungry?

Because hes got no Sole!

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

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Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

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How is a broken clock better than a politician?

The clock is still right twice a day.

What's the difference between a political speech and a stand-up comic show?

They both tell the audience what they are glad to hear. But at the end, the audience laughs at the comic, and the politician laughs at the audience.

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Why don't u share a bed?

Cried Baby Bear.

How do you know when you are in bed with a witch?

She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas!

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What's the difference between a politician and an actor?

One acts solely for money, the other is the actor.

Why was the actor pleased to be on the gallows?

Because at last he was in the noose.

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What Nationality was Otzi the Caveman?

He wasn't Italian, because he carried work tools, he wasn't Austrian, since he had some brains, he might have been Swiss, since he was outrun by a glacier, but most probably he was a German, because nobody else ever walks in sandals in the mountains.

What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

What has 32 teeth and holds back a monster?

My zipper.

Act Jokes More Act Jokes

Who threw that?

Gary, was that you Don't act innocent, I know you download music illegally.

What do you call it when a person acts holy for a night then sins every day after?

A one night stand with Jesus

Save Jokes More Save Jokes

What's the best way to save on toilet paper?

Slow your roll.

What's the difference between Superman and Super Delegate?

The first one saves people from criminals, while the latter saves criminals from the people.