Sole Jokes

Why cant Gingers make shoes?

They wouldn't have a sole.

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What does a sandal do on Sunday's?

It saves its sole.

Whats the difference between a Ginger and a Shoe?

The shoe has a sole

Why can't moccasins play the blues?

They've got no sole.

What pair of shoes could the ginger only wear?

The pair with no sole.

What did Shang Tsung say when he stole Liu Kang's shoes?

Your sole is mine!

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What did the band consisting only of postmen call itself?

Vanmailen.

What superhero consists of only 16 atoms?

Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na BATMAN!!

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Why is everyone tired of the king playing video poker on his porcelain throne?

Cause they're sick of all his royal flushes.

How many quarters does it take to play the Lord of the Rings pinball game?

None, it only takes Tolkiens

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What does a successful CS:GO bettor spend the money on?

Vacation.

Why does the Catholic Church have so much money?

Because Jesus saves.

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What did the sarcastic taximan say when he lost his job?

Oh well that's just uber, isn't it

Why did China lose WW2?

Because their weapons were made in China

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What did the defendant say when he saw his picture hung up in the courtroom?

I've been framed.

What do you call it when an oyster takes a picture of itself?

A shell-fie

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What's the difference between a nun in church and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in her soul...

What's good for the soul and rarely found in America?

A sense of humor.

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Why did the dog say he was an actor?

His leg was in a cast.

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

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When did she die?

My guess would be sometime this morning.

What eye cannot see, cannot blink and is bleeding?

The browneye. You'll have to guess why its bleeding.