Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How are you able to stay in bed all morning without getting up to pee?

He replied......It's hard

What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?

A cuddlefish! (corny I know)

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What did one potatoe say to another?

Dan Quayle wrote this joke.

Where do Robots go for fun?

The Circuits! (this is a joke i made up when i was like 10, i don't think it ever caught on)

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

Sol Jokes More Sol Jokes

What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

What is the Sun's favorite type of music?

Sol.