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Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

How do we know there are so many environmentalists on reddit?

A. Because everyone keep recycling the same jokes

Fiancee Jokes More Fiancee Jokes

Why couldn't the watermelon get married in Vegas?

Because his fiancee is a cantaloupe!

Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

Sol Jokes More Sol Jokes

What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

Why can't gingers run?

Because they have no soles