Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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Why was the policeman in bed?

Because he was an undercover cop

When do terrorists go to bed?

9:11 PM

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How many babysitters does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you joking? They can't even change a dirty diaper!

What's something a third wave feminist can't take?

A joke.

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

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What is the sun's favourite kind of food?

Sol food

Why did the Grim Reaper go to the shoe repair shop?

To get some soles!