Why are woman's feet always so cold in bed?

Because they have no soles. Joke my fiancee just said to me.

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How sick are you?

Me:- Well i am in bed with my sister

Why did the farmer take a bale of hay to bed?

He wanted to feed his nightmares.

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

What falls faster from a tree, a leaf or an Emo?

The leaf, the Emo is too depressed to go outside. I saw this joke reposted so many times. I figured I'd mix it up a bit.

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How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee?

She looked very Theroux-ly.

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce after they got engaged?

Fiancee.

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What is good for your soul but not your soles?

A. Linedancing!

Why are gingers' feet so rough?

Because they have no soles