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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

What do you say when you step on a snake?

Well that bites.

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Why should you never trust advice from a group of gryphons?

Half of them are lyin'.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

A half decent person.

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm