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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why couldn't the Gorilla pitcher make it in the major leagues?

His balk was worse than his bite!

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has two legs and bleeds a lot?

Half a dog

What would you do if i won the lottery?

Wife: I'd take half and leave. Husband: Well here's $6 and you can start packing anytime now.

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.