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What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What do you do if you get bit by something poisonous?

Don't bite it back in retaliation.

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What's half of 8?

5. The other half is 3.

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.