What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor?

Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go!

Why should you always refuse to lend an Ape money?

It's dangerous to let him put the bite on you!

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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Why can't Zeno seem to pay his bar tab in full?

Because he kept giving half of what he owes.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What's worst than biting into an apple and finding a worm?

Biting into an apple and finding half a worm!