What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm

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Bite Jokes More Bite Jokes

Why hasn't any lawyer ever been bitten by a shark?

Professional courtesy.

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

To improve his bite!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why shouldn't you carry two half dollars in your pocket?

Because two halves make a whole (hole) and you could lose your money.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo.

Half Worm Jokes More Half Worm Jokes

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple?

Finding a vein in a hot dog.

What's worse than biting an apple and finding a worm?

Biting an apple and finding half a worm