What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

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What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

How do redditors get their water?

From a well, actually

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Why did the lesbian cross the road?

To get to the other bride!

What would be your reply?

Someone stops you in the middle of the road and asks you to tell him a good joke, What would be your reply?

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What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

How Does Sean Connery Wash His Dishes?

Like a Bosch!

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How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.