What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do Eskimos wash their clothes in Tide?

Because it's too cold outtide

Where do fish wash?

In a river basin!

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!