What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

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What do you get if you water a melon?

A wet melon.

What does Monsieur Homer say after spilling water on himself?

D'EAU!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the zombie cross the road?

To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good

Why did the snail cross the road?

It is not clear yet, let it cross the road first. Update: It has been confirmed that it was to meet the Chicken who crossed the road earlier.

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What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

Why do Eskimos wash in Tide?

Because it's too cold to wash out Tide

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children