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What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

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Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What's water?

So she wouldn't feel stupid.

Why did the Egyptian spit out his water?

Because it came from the Suez.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

How did Harry Potter cross the road?

Walking Jk rolling

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

What did one washed up Power Ranger say to the other?

It's Morphine Time!

What washes up on small beaches?

Microwaves!

Dirt Jokes More Dirt Jokes

What do you call dirt?

Dirty.

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children