Dirt Jokes

What do you call a Blonde in the dirt?

Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children

In case you hadn't noticed, the color of the wind is 'blew.' Water always looks 'wet' to me. Dirt is oviously 'dirty.' Soup seems 'soupy.' If you can't find those Crayons in your box, contact CRAYOLA.

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you call a hundred black men buried up to their necks in dirt?

Afroturf

What do you call dirt?

Dirty.

Why did the caveman drag his cavewoman around by the hair?

Because if he dragged her around by the feet she would fill up with dirt.

How much storage do you need for a mouthful of dirt?

A Terra Bite

How many mm3 of dirt is there in a hole 1m x 1m x 1m?

There is no dirt in the hole!

What do you get when water washes away dirt?

A road

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In case you get a hole in one.

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Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks?

They get a hole in one!

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Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.

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What did the Mexican say with one sleeve rolled up and one sleeve not?

Not even, homes

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)