Her name was Cindy she had a husband and 2 children
Because he was a dirty double crosser!
Dirty.
A Terra Bite
There is no dirt in the hole!
A road
Get off me Holmes!
Wall Street
The placement of the dirt bag.
The vacuum has the dirtbag on the inside.
You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)
He had his soup before it was cool.
Dried red paint
An upper crust.
Aw man, that's a drag.
Because if they dragged them by the ankles, they'd fill up with muck.
I don't know, let's reflect on this.
A Quran
The vacuum cleaner has the dirtbag on the inside.
Bissell
In case you get a hole-in-one (stolen from some girl at school)
They always quack the case.