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What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

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What do you call a bird that flies over a baseball stadium?

A fowl!

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

Who's there? Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock Knock KNOCK KNOCK. Who is there?

The pilot.

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Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

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What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.