What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

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Why don't seagulls fly over the bay?

Because then you'd have to call them bagels.

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

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How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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What does Geronimo say when he jumps out of planes?

Meeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

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What do you call a robot dressed in drag?

A transition metal.

What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.