What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

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When you see geese flying in V formation, have you ever noticed that one side of the V is longer than the other?

Well, there's a reason for that. There are more geese on that side.

Why do vultures hate flying?

Because they have to pay extra for Carrion!

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What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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What happened when the communists took over the airport?

The planes kept Stalin.

Who you must not greet on a plane?

HI Jack!

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What can you do with a dog that has no legs?

Take him on a drag! What do you call said dog Doesn't matter... he's not coming anyway.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.