What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

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What is a joke that only makes sense in your own regional dialect/accent?

Sorry for a post that's not a joke but I'm interested. Here's one from where I am. These two ducks are flying over Ballymena. The first one says, "quack quack" and the second one says, "slow down! I'm coming as quack as I cyan."

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

He didn't have the hare fare.

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Why does the news keep telling people the pilot was depressed?

Does any of this really matter...

What's the difference between a Pilot and a jet engine?

A jet engine stops whining after it lands

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How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

Why were the Twin Towers upset?

They ordered pepperoni but they got plane

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What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.

What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."