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What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

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What do cows usually fly around in?

Helicowpters and Bulloons.

Why does a seagull fly over the sea?

Because if it flew over the bay it would be a bagel!

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What do you call a black man flying an airplane?

Pilot.

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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Why was the World Trade Center in a hurry?

It had a plane to catch.

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

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What do you do with a dog that doesn't have any legs?

You take him for a drag.

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.