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What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

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What is a common question at lizards' fast food joints?

You want flies with that?

How do you picture yourself flying on a broom?

By witchful thinking.

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Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

What did the pilot who fail flying school did when he went home?

Got high.

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Why are planes strong?

Because they can LIFT

What do you call an Asian who flies planes?

A pilot.

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What're you in for?

I had a solid tweet *takes drag off cigarette* and no one faved it. I just lost it." "We've all been there, brother."

What do you call a dog that has balls of steel and is dragging them across cement?

Sparky.