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What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag.

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What do flies do at church?

Flyspray

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

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What do you call a pilot who tries to tell a joke but gets distracted and crashes his plane into a building?

A comickaze

How can you tell if there is a pilot in the room?

He will tell you.

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Why were the twin towers disappointed?

They ordered pepperoni and all they got was plane.

What's the difference between linearly independent vectors and the World Trade Centre?

You can't put a plane through linearly independent vectors

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What do you do with a no-legged greyhound?

Take it drag racing

What do you name a dog with no legs?

Cigarette" because you take him out for a drag.