What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What's the difference between a Chickpea and a Garbonzo bean?

I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.

What's the difference between reddit and a fish?

Fish are cool

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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Why does everything taste like chicken?

Because God is black.

What is a million years like to you?

God: Like one second. Mortal: What is a million dollars like to you God: Like one penny. Mortal: Can I have a penny God: Just a second.