What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a soldier and a sailor?

Ever tried dipping a sailor in a boiled egg?

What's the difference between you and an egg?

The egg actually gets laid!

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Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

Why did the plane crash into the ocean?

The pilot was a loaf of bread

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Why does God like Swiss cheese?

It's holey! get it

What's the difference between a lawyer and God?

God doesn't think he's a lawyer.