What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What do you get when you have one pinion nut in one hand, and two pinion nuts in another?

A difference of a pinion!

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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Why was the pilot jealous of the chef?

Because of his ground thyme.

How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

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What is an ark?

2) How 2 build ark 3) Can god just build ark 4) Are snakes necessary 5) Is god real or am I high

What do you call a god who lacks self-confidence?

An atheist. He doesn't really believe in himself.