What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What is the difference between an angry rabbit and a counterfeit dollar bill?

One is bad money and the other is a mad bunny.

What is the difference between an elephant and a flea?

An elephant can have fleas but a flea can't have elephants!

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Why was the actor detained by airport security?

He said he was in town to shoot a pilot.

How do you find the pilot at a party?

He'll tell you.

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What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.

What console does god use?

Praystation