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What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What's the difference between the United States and some yoghurt?

After 200 years, the Yoghurt develops a culture.

What is the difference between the abominable snowman and the abominable snowwoman?

Two abominable snowballs

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Why did the plane crash into the mountain?

Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

How can you tell if someone is a pilot?

They'll just tell you.

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What does God smell like?

Me: 4-year-old: Me: Nachos. 4-year-old: With cheese

Why doesn't God like pizza?

Because he doesn't exist.