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What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

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How did God make Himself?

I have to remember to start getting high before bedtime.

What's the difference between God and fighter pilots?

God doesn't think he's a fighter pilot.