What's the difference between god and pilots?

God doesn't think he's a pilot.

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What is the difference between a smart blonde and a UFO?

There have been sightings of UFOs.

What's the difference between a blonde and a supermarket trolley?

The supermarket trolley has a mind of its own.

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How did the pilot like his hotdog?

Plane.

Why did the English major break up with the pilot?

Because the pilot kept ending sentences with a preposition, over.

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What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.