Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!
I say "Because I didn't get drunk & do the football team, Sasha."
A large pizza can feed a family of four.
Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."
There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.
No matter how hard God looked, he could not find three wise men or a virgin anywhere in Mexico
I Apollogize".
