What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call it when an eclipse occurs?

When God forgets to pay the electricity bill.

How is marriage and CPR training the same?

You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again