What did I do before Twitter?

Well, there's my family and......OH MY GOD WHERE'S MY FAMILY!!

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

What's the difference between a large pizza and an art student?

A pizza can feed a family.

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

God Jokes More God Jokes

What do you call God in StarWars?

A Skywalker

What's the difference between God and an electrician?

God doesn't think **he's** an electrician.