Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken at the North Pole?

Lost.

Which dance will a chicken not do?

The foxtrot!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do paper towels call their family?

NapKIN

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

What did one nose say when the other nose said "I love you"?

Back achoo!

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.

What did the bad soccer announcer get in his stocking?

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAL!