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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the punk-rocker cross the road?

He had a chicken stapled to his face.

Why did the chicken cross the road with a knife?

Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

What was the problem?

ME: The packing implied that there would be a family that loves me inside the tent

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why did the man fall in love with the banana whilst on a London attraction?

Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!