Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why did the chicken of the sea cross the road?

Because a tuna can!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four

What do a car, a bus, and a family have in common?

The car and the bus both have wheels.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What would Arnold Schwarzenegger say if you asked him his favorite holiday?

You have to love Easter, baby." (OC)

How do you tell who loves you more. Your wife or your dog?

Put both of them in the trunk of your car...drive around...open the trunk and see who is happy to see you.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

Who was the best financier in the Bible?

Noah. He floated his stock while the whole world was in liquidation.