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Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in dirt and then cross the road again?

Because he was a dirty double crosser!

What do you call a chicken with no neck?

A Hic. ----- wife hit me with this one today. Remove the n. E. C. And k. From chicken and it spells hic. I'm sorry Reddit.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What did the orphan get for Christmas?

A family.

Why did the plumber cry?

His family died.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Why the rabbits love Selena Gomez?

Im farting carrots, im farting carrots...

What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!