Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why do chickens sit on their eggs?

Because they don't have chairs.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What do you call a family of 8 rabbits?

One rabbyte

What do you call a family that runs a gas station?

Pump kin.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

Who loves you more, your wife or your dog?

Lock them both in the trunk of your car for an hour. Guess who is happy to see you when you open the trunk

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

What do you call an NBA Superstar who's first job was stocking milk?

Legen-dairy*

What did the fireman's wife get for Christmas?

A ladder in her stocking!