Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the rooster run away?

He was chicken!

What goes 'peck bang peck bang peck bang'?

A bunch of chickens in a field full of balloons!

Family Jokes More Family Jokes

Why did my family serve Eggs Benedict on a hubcap for Christmas breakfast?

Because there's no plate like chrome for the hollandaise.

What would be the worst possible thing to see on Reddit after losing your family in a car crash?

Removed (two children)

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!

What famous painting do cows love to look at?

The Moona Lisa!

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

Stock Jokes More Stock Jokes

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What do you call it when you buy stocks of a clothing company?

A good in-vest-ment