How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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People Jokes More People Jokes

Why do people with the Flu stand in corners?

Its always 90 Degrees

Why is it easy to talk to people who earn little pay?

Because they make cents!

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a snake that works in the government?

A civil serpent

What song do burgers sing on the job?

Gristle While You Work!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you cut the sea in half?

With a seesaw

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work