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How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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How many people work in the Lada factory?

Two. One to cut and one to glue

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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Why didn't the feminist picnic work out?

Because they all refused to make sandwiches.

How do rabbits get to work?

By rabbit transit!

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Why do they put half of the instructions in Spanish?

It drives me crazy. I feel like I am missing out on important information. They should put the whole thing in one language.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.