How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

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Why aren't there any B batteries?

Because people might think you have a stutter.

What did one ghost say to another ghost?

Do you believe in people

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Why does a cow need a bell?

Because its horn doesn't work.

What do you call Iron Man and silver surfer when they work together?

Alloys.

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What is the quickest way to double your money?

Fold it in half!

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

Company Jokes More Company Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest