Because Missouri loves company
An incorporation.
Spacex
Discover.
Because he was a ate professional!
What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest
Nun of your business.
About half of them.
Because they let IT go
Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.
DLC.
Fry-by-night!
Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work
No wonder you called the company Microsoft
Because his family had stock in the company.
Your mom.
Because their companies are always short-staffed.
Because it's always ten-to-cool time...
X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.
Because nobody likes his company!
Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.
Sycamore trees!
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.
Nail: Did you work the shaft
Because there's nothing to care-aboot. (caribou)
A pittance.
He got caught giving alcohol to minors.
It was done in A minor.
A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......
Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.
First he lies on one side, then the other!!
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!
An Aflacco
Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.
Me: Alaska. Her: Cool, when she tells you, tell me.
A mis-steak.
Because he played with fire before it was cool.
