Company Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Why does Bear Grylls love Bud Light?

It's sterile and he likes the taste.

Coincidence Jokes More Coincidence Jokes

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

Toy Jokes More Toy Jokes

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Caribbean Jokes More Caribbean Jokes

Why does my Pirates of the Caribbean DVD have a piracy warning?

I think that pretty much goes without saying.

Where to, the Caribbean or Hawaii?

Me: No, this is just my lunch.

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

How does an attorney go to sleep?

First he lies on one side, then the other!!

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Why did Michael Jackson call Boys 2 Men?

He thought they were a delivery service

What do you call Bruno Mars?

Michael Jackson the third.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you get a blonde on the roof?

Say the drinks are on the house

Why is it called a "litter" of puppies?

Because they mess up the whole house!

State Jokes More State Jokes

Which US state is friendliest toward the Japanese?

Ohio

What do you call the state of having confidence?

I'm sorry, it's confidential.