Company Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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Whats the difference between a coal mining company and the Catholic Church?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts not the other way around.......

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

Park Jokes More Park Jokes

Why was the lion-tamer fined?

He parked on a yellow lion!

Why should you not let your kids go to Korean Discos?

Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.

Mix Jokes More Mix Jokes

What so you call a bulldog mixed with a shih tzu?

A bull shiht

What do you get when you mix a fly, a snake head, and Mickey Mouse?

The hell out of there.

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why wouldn't blastoise share with charizard?

He was a shellfish Pokémon.

Why are millionaires bad at swimming?

Because they drown at their own wealth Edit: I got down voted :(I thought of that in my head and just wanted to share it

Destroy Jokes More Destroy Jokes

Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

What do you call ISIS after it has been completely destroyed?

WASWAS!

Attorney Jokes More Attorney Jokes

Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

Why did the lady and her attorney seek a scarlet frock as part of a settlement?

Because she wanted a red dress for her grievances.

Catholic Priest Jokes More Catholic Priest Jokes

Why did the Catholic Priest cross the road?

To get to the school yard.

What do a Catholic Priest and second place have in common?

They both came in a little behind.