Company Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

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What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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Why did you destroy that urinal cake?

Peer pressure

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why are housing prices in Toronto falling?

Because the market got flooded.

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Because he'd drop everything

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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Why did Ken and Barbie never have any kids?

Ken always came in a different box.

What did the kid ask the Pirate?

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What is the best letter who represent a man?

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What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

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What do you get if you drop a piano down a mine shaft?

A flat miner

What's the difference between a coal mining company and catholic priests?

A coal mining company puts miners in shafts.

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How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.

What do you call a reptile who anyways starts fights?

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When do ghosts usually appear?

Just before someone screams.

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.