Company Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

How do u know if a company that just hired you conducts drug tests?

What is the likelihood it will be a hairtest

What company spent over $6.2 billion in buying Viagra?

Microsoft

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What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

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What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company?

Q. How can you tell if Michael Jackson has company A. There's a big wheel parked outside his house.

What do you call a company that makes Mexicans?

A MexiCo.

What did Bill Gate's wife say to him on their wedding night?

No wonder you called the company Microsoft

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

Why do Chinese workers work so hard?

Because their companies are always short-staffed.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What could you bring to this company?

Me: Well I guess I could bring my stereo, but I get to choose what we listen to.

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

What starts with E, ends with E, and only has one letter in it?

An envelope!

Share Jokes More Share Jokes

Why does tigger smell?

Becuase he hangs around with pooh! Had to share my 5 year olds joke..

What did one elf girl say to the other elf girl who wasn't sharing?

Stop being so elfish, Karen!

Insurance Company Jokes More Insurance Company Jokes

What did the insurance company say to the applicant?

THIS ISN'T EVEN MY FINAL FORM!

Which insurance company does Bernie Sanders use?

Progressive.

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

Why couldn't R get to P?

He had to wait in a Q!

Border Jokes More Border Jokes

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

What do you call the border between humanity and animals?

The Mediterranean Sea

Chile Jokes More Chile Jokes

How do you end world hunger?

Put Turkey in Greece to cook it, then cut it up and put it into Chile. Then put it on China and give it to Hungary.

How are Chile mining companies and catholic priests different?

Chile mining companies get their minors stuck in shafts while catholic priests get their shafts stuck in minors

Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

Where were you born?

Me: Missouri. I: What state are you in now? M: Apathy. I: That's not what I meant. M: I don't care.

How many Missouri Police officers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just shoot the room for being black.

Miner Jokes More Miner Jokes

What did the miner say when he struck gold?

Au, yeah!

Why couldn't the coal worker get into the movie?

He was a miner.