Company Jokes

Why does Missouri share borders with the most amount of States?

Because Missouri loves company

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What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

What company makes the best fireworks?

Spacex

Which company saw the end of disco coming from a mile away?

Discover.

Why did the company hire the glutton?

Because he was a ate professional!

What do you call a nun that works for your company?

Nun of your business.

How many people work at your company?

About half of them.

Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

Why did you call off yesterday?

Me: You said I should do what's best for the company. Boss.... Me: I'll take that promotion now.

What do we call the process which usually happens after a company deliberately sells a misleading product to its customers?

DLC.

What kind of company is a 24 hours hamburger joint?

Fry-by-night!

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What attracted you to our company?

Well, I heard you pay money in exchange for work

Why did the chicken love Campbell's Soup?

Because his family had stock in the company.

What company makes Nerds?

Your mom.

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...

Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

Why don't you invite a Comcast worker to your party?

Because nobody likes his company!

What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

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Missouri Jokes More Missouri Jokes

What do you call a sad state?

Missouri

What is the least pleasant state to live in?

Missouri.

State Jokes More State Jokes

What do cannibals put in their soup?

Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.

Which state does the most laundry?

Washington.

Catholic Jokes More Catholic Jokes

What's a Catholic's favorite way to send money?

PayPal

What do you call a nun who's drinking a pint?

Catholic

Coincidence Jokes More Coincidence Jokes

What's an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?

Coincidence on 34th Street

What does COINCIDENCE' mean?

Student Funny, I was just going to ask you that.

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What kind of ears does an engine have?

Engineers

How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

Q Jokes More Q Jokes

What letter has to wait in line the longest?

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the psychic get fired?

Because she didn't see it coming.

Why was the horseman fired from his job of saddle testing?

He was always standing up on the job!

Flood Jokes More Flood Jokes

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on