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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!

Why did they fire Victoria?

Was she keeping secrets? What is Victoria's Secret?

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What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

What do you call a coked-up Iron Man?

Steel Man.

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What was the humor like back then?

I was just wondering about how many jokes today maybe irrelevant 100 years into the future. To test this theory, what are the oldest recorded jokes?

When do the leaves begin to turn?

The night before a test.

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What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.