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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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A Coke-o-nut.

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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.