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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

What do you call a person who fights fire?

Firefighter.

What you call it?

Takes back mixtape* FIRE!

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

What is mother-approved and child-tested?

Coat-Hanger Abortions

What did the Asian do after receiving a test with a bad grade?

Bangladesh

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why was the Pepsi crying while lifting weights?

Because he was soda-pressing

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.