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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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He got fired.

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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

What can I get you to drink?

Pepsi" Is Peps- Uh one moment please In kitchen, to manager I don't know, he just said Pepsi. What do I do