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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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What do you call a policeman on fire?

Bacon.

Why do we live in a society where pizza arrives faster than police do?

Because the pizza guy has consequences for not doing his job correctly. "Oh damn, shots fired!" But not by the pizza guy.

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Who just can't get enough of one liners?

Coke addicts.

What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink?

Picardi and coke

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Why does vegan cheese taste bad?

It hasnt been tested on mice.

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Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.