Why did the Pepsi executive get fired?

He tested positive for Coke.

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What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

Coke Jokes More Coke Jokes

What is brown and sticky?

Michael J Fox opening a can of coke

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

Test Jokes More Test Jokes

Why doesn't ISIS Like School?

Because they always bombed their tests.

What do you call high school students doing a digestive system test?

In-test teens.

Pepsi Jokes More Pepsi Jokes

Why was the CEO of Pepsi fired?

They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.

Why does pushing my finger against a bottle of Pepsi make me sad?

Because it's soda pressing.