What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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Why are pizza makers always poor?

Because they knead dough to make a living.

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What type of Martial Arts does Jesus know?

Jiu Jitsu.

What type of vegetable is only kinda awesome?

A radish