What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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Why is Santa always so jolly?

Because he knows where all the naughty girls live. You've probably heard this one before. But it's Christmas tomorrow so what the hell.

What do you call a horse that lives next to you?

A Neigh-bor. Sorry for my horrible dad joke.

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

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What type of fighting technique do amputees practice?

Partial arts.

What type of bees make milk?

Boo bees