What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What is the difference between a Portuguese woman and a sea lion?

One of them has shiny bodyhair and smells like cod, the other one is a mammal that lives in the sea.

Where do the cleverest parrots live?

In the brain tree forests!

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

Why didn't the weightlifter like doing chest exercises with Coke cans?

Because it was soda pressing.

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What type of pants does Mario wear?

Denim, denim, denim.

What type of milk does Bernie Sanders drink?

Whole milk because he cares about all the milk and not just the top 1% milk!