What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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What city does Affirmative Action Aslan live?

Kathmandu.

Where does Eskimo-Senpai live?

In the tsundra.

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Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

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What type of energy supplement do terrorist take?

C4

What type of shoes do ninjas wear?

Sneakers