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What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

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Why did the orange move to veggieland?

So he could live in peas and hominy.

Why did Bilbo Baggins live for so long?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

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What do you call a person who drinks way too much soda?

A Coke-o-nut.

Whats the saddest thing about global warming/iceberg melting?

Polar bears won't be able to keep their cokes cold.

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What type of doctor prescribes Coke and 7-up for a living?

A Poptometrist!

What type of train can a ginger not ride?

A soul train