Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living?

By appearing in television spooktaculars.

What animal has more lives than a cat?

A frog. It croaks every night.

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Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

Because the capital is always Dublin!

Why did the pirate go to Ireland?

He thought he was going to Arrrland.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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What does an Irish terrorist attack and a gambling addiction have in common?

Dublin down

Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...