Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

What kind of Ant lives in rented accommodation?

Tenants.

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What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

What's the difference between Iceland and Ireland?

A consonant.

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.

Why are the Irish so rich?

Their capital is always Dublin.