Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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Where do cats go once they have used up all nine of their lives?

Purrgatory.

What lives in the ocean is grouchy and hates neighbours?

A hermit crab!

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What do you call sunscreen in Ireland?

Pubs

What do you call a pirate from Ireland??

Arrrish

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Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

What do call an ant that helps you with your taxes?

An account-ant.

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Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

Why is Dublin the capital of Ireland?

Cause it keeps on Dublin and Dublin.