Why is it so expensive to live in Ireland?

Cause they keep *Dublin* the taxes.

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What's worse than a dead lawyer?

A living one.

What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

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Why wasn't Jesus born in Ireland?

They couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.

What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

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Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

How many republicans does it take to raise your taxes?

None. The democrats do that.

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Why are there so many people in Ireland?

Cos' they keep Dublin and Dublin and Dublin...

What's the difference between Bono and Jesus?

Jesus didn't walk around Dublin acting like he's Bono.