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Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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House Jokes More House Jokes

Who's there! Alistair! Alistair who?

Alistairs in this house are broken!

What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Live Jokes More Live Jokes

What's a VCR?

My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.

What's the worst thing about living with Alzheimer's?

I forgot

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

Why was the bird sick?

It had the flew and its throat was soar.

What do you get if you cross a bird with a monstrous snarl?

A budgerigrrrrr!

Afford Jokes More Afford Jokes

How could a leper afford a nice house?

It cost an arm and a leg

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Economy Jokes More Economy Jokes

What is similar between Spain, Ireland, and the United States?

Their economies falter after a popping of a housing bubble.

How can we stop ISIS?

EUROPE: How can we save our economy AMERICA: What color is this dress!

Nest Jokes More Nest Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.