Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

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What does a fern have in its house?

Fern-iture

Why is New Jersey called the Garden State?

Cause you're always guardin' your wallet, guardin' your car, and guardin' your house.

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What's black and red, flashes like hell and annoys men?

Live Jasmine

What do you call Santa living at the South Pole?

A lost clause.

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What do you call a group of Vigilante Aussie Nuns?

Birds of Pray

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What is a double-wide salad?

It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad

What does a feminist get when she can't afford a punching bag?

A boyfriend.

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What do Apple and the US economy have in common now?

No Jobs

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Nest Jokes More Nest Jokes

Why do birds live in nests?

Because they can't afford houses in this economy.

Why does a dinosaur climb a tree?

To get in his nest.