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What happens when the fog lifts in California?
UCLA.
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What happens when skin touches skin, hair touches hair, and Balls Disappear?
You Blink Your Eyes.
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Why did the Cold War never happen?
Because Joseph was Stalin.
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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?
Kermit the Fog!
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What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?
A. I mist you.
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What happens when the fog lifts in California?
UCLA.
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What do you call a watermelon in California?
A melon
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What happens when the fog clears in California?
UCLA
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What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?
UCLA
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