What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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What happened when the cannibal showed up to the buffet late?

They gave him the cold shoulder.

What happened when Apple added the new touchbar?

They're taking away functions, and there's no escape.

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

Why is Reggae so popular in Utah right now?

Because it was popular in California 10 years ago.

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What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

What happens when the smog rises in Los Angeles...?

UCLA.