What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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What happened to your three week diet?

Player: I finished it in three days!

What happens when you drop a hand gren-egg?

It eggs-plodes!

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What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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What kind of cigarettes do California kids smoke?

Yours.

Why doesn't Connecticut have a name for it people?

What I mean is that people from NY are New Yorkers, people from California are Californian, and coincidentally people from Colorado and Washington are Potheads.

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What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA