What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What happens to someone who gets attacked by bees?

They get bee'd up

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

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What did the fog say to the light rain after her vacation?

A. I mist you.

When driving through fog what should you use?

Your car.

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What did I say when my Neutrogena products worked?

Well I'm glad I've gotten that cleared up

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

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What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?

New Jersey had first choice.

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What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA