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What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

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What happens when you spike Hawaiian Punch?

It gets a lil' kick.

Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

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What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

What's the difference between fog and mist?

If you hit it its fog, if you don't it's mist.

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What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA

What do you call the process of a robot clearing its artificial nose?

An olfactory reset.

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What do you get when you mix gangsta rap and relational aesthetics?

Albums released through California penal records.

What rhymes with California?

Every Red Hot Chili Peppers song writing session ever

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What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.