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What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had!

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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What do the woman from southern California and the clouds over the Pacific coast have in commen?

They're both Marine layers

Why did the blonde move to California?

To be a star on Broadway Creds to That 70's Show S04 E6

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What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.