What happens when the fog lifts in California?

UCLA.

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What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together?

It's must-up..

What happens when everything's coming your way?

Instructor: You're in the wrong lane.

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What do you call it when two people make a baby in fog?

A mist conception.

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist?

Kermit the Fog!

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What does Gwen Stefani say when it rains a lot in California?

No Drought.**

Why does California have more lawyers and New Jersey have more toxic waste dumps?

New Jersey got to choose first

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What happens when the smog lifts over Los Angeles?

UCLA

What happens when the fog clears in California?

UCLA