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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happened when the cheese factory exploded?

Debrie everywhere.

What happens when you plant a sesame seed?

Does a sesame grow What is a sesame Where my botanists at Where the hell am I

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What do you get if you cross a bottle of water with an electric eel?

A bit of a shock really!

What did the water say to the boat?

Nothing. It just waved.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How did the geologist develop a career as an expert in sinkholes?

He fell into it.

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

Reporter Jokes More Reporter Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.