What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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What happens when you anger a brain surgeon?

They will give you a piece of your mind.

What happens when the President dies?

The Vice President takes over. What happens when the Vice President dies? The Speaker of the House takes over. What happens when the Speaker of the House dies? You go to Radio Shack and buy a new speaker.

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

Where can you find an ocean without any water?

On a map!

What do you get when you mix batteries and water?

Watt-er

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Whats the difference between a baby and a 10g of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window

What did the woman do when a lemon tree fell her cat?

Nothing, she just stood there with a sour puss

Reporter Jokes More Reporter Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.