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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens if you cross a snowman and a vampire?

You get a frostbite.

What happens at night in Bangladesh?

It gets Dhaka

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

What's water?

So she wouldn't feel stupid.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a fallen tree in a forest?

Natural log. Sorry about the math joke.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

Reporter Jokes More Reporter Jokes

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

What vocation can transform anything into a gate?

A reporter.

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?

You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.