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What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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What happened when Dr Frankenstein swallowed some uranium?

He got atomic ache.

Why did he do that?

Who is she What does that mean When did that happen Why How I need to go to the toilet. - Child, at the cinema

Water Jokes More Water Jokes

What is dry on the outside filled with water and blows up buildings?

A fish tank!

What's black hairy and writes under water?

A ball-point gorilla!

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What did you hear about the man who fell into the upholstery machine...?

I heard that he was fully re-covered.

What did the earwig say as it fell down the stairs?

Ear we go!

Reporter Jokes More Reporter Jokes

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

Why did the reporter only dunk chips in the middle of the dip?

He just wanted the inside scoop.

Anchor Jokes More Anchor Jokes

What does a ship weigh when she leaves for a journey?

Anchor.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...