What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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It Hertz.

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From a well, actually

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Bob.

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A Popsicle.

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He just wanted the inside scoop.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...

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Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

What happened when the reporter fell into the water?

She became an anchor...