What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

What happened to the car-salesman who was spamming in r/Germany?

He got autobahned

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How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Why were the breakfast potatoes running around hitting each other?

HashTag!

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.