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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Why US didn't attack India, after twin-tower incident, looking for terrorists?

Because it didn't happen in 7/11

What happened to the road?

Depressions.

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How does Negan hit a home run?

With a Lucille Ball.

What does a fish say when he hits concrete?

Dam! A customer told me that joke, equipped with an " old guys rule" shirt and a hardy fist bump.

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What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.