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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What happened to the boy-band member who dropped the soap In the prison shower?

Let's just say that his backstreet went more than One Direction.

What happened to the Guns 'n Roses tour bus when it got a flat tire and had to be jacked up?

Its axle rose.

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Why was Fernando Alonso upside down?

Because he Haas been hit!

What's going on in this movie?

Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.

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What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.