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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What happens when a Polak doesn't pay his garbage bill?

They stop delivering.

What happens when you combine Rick & Morty with a Solar Flare?

You get Solar Morty and WOOOoooooo!

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Why was the Chinese Journey cover band a failure?

Their only hit was Don't Stop Bereaving.

Why should you never hit people with violins?

Because violins is not the answer...

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How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

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What is the difference between a rental car and a Humvee?

You can take a rental car anywhere.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.