What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What do you call a Mustard that keeps remembering things that haven't happened yet?

Dijon-vu mustard... (Sorry)

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

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Why are there no Chuck Norris knock-knock jokes?

Because Chuck only has to hit the door ONCE.

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.