What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What happened when a frog joined the cricket team?

He bowled long hops!

What happened after the King of All Cosmos destroyed the stars in a drunken rage?

Divine intervention. edit: Oh.

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Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

What is Apple's favorite song?

Hit the Road Jack

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What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

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What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere

What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.