Hertz Jokes

What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

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What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

How does it feel to crash a rental car?

It Hertz.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why wasn't drinking permitted on the Oregon trail?

It was important not to fall off the wagon.

When a boy falls, what does he fall against?

His will

Problem Jokes More Problem Jokes

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Why are chemists always a part of the problem?

Because they can never be a part of the solution.

Measure Jokes More Measure Jokes

How do you measure a Lego minifigure's shoe size?

In square feet.

What do South American governments and internal combustion engines have in common?

Both are measured in revolutions per minute.

Ball Jokes More Ball Jokes

Why doesnt Nickelback play football?

Because even if they had 4 players they still couldnt throw a ball.

What do you do with an elephant with three balls?

Walk him and pitch to the rhino.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What did the picture say to the Judge?

I WAS FRAMED! I just now made that up. I feel good about this one! Skip

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens to a tipped cow?

They can't MOOve

Why happened when the cat swallowed a coin?

There was some money in the kitty!

Distance Jokes More Distance Jokes

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

Why did the bald man draw rabbits on his head?

Because from a distance they looked like hares.

Monitor Jokes More Monitor Jokes

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.