Hertz Jokes

What did the Computer Processor say when it was overclocked?

It Hertz.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

How does Avis feel to be #2?

It Hertz

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

What distance say when velocity fell on top of him?

Ow, this really hertz.

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

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What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What is Chris Brown's favorite drink?

Punch!

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What do you call that feeling when the bus finally arrives?

A peasantfeeling

Why'd the short man take the elevator up?

He was feeling down

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Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

What did Dr. Evil say when he fell in the rancor pit?

Throw me a frickin bone here.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

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What is a French bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

What dinosaur was in the most pain?

The tyranno-sorest rex

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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

Why does John Cena set his alarm at 1:59?

So he can kick out at 2.

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What's the fastest car on earth?

A rental car.

What's the difference between a jeep and a rental car?

A rental car can go anywhere