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Ouch Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

What version of Counter-Strike do feminists get?

Counter-Feminist: Globally Offended

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many redditors does it take to repost a joke?

About four.

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

How do you measure pain?

In Hertz.

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

German Jokes More German Jokes

Why did the Germans loose WWII?

They kept Stalin around.

What do you call a German who is afraid of enclosed spaces?

Klaustrophobic

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What did the deaf bug order at the bar?

A Bee-Ear

What do you call a bar in Star Wars?

A space bar.

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do missiles, camels, and common fetishes have in common?

What " " -Toes." "Out. Just get out."

What did the goldsmith say when he stubbed his toe?

Au

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

Why are sewer covers called manholes?

If they were called womanholes, guys would keep trying to get in.

What did the Machop say to the guy who was giving him a hard time?

You're really bustin' Machops!