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Ouch Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Love

Love

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What did a cell say to his sister cell, when she stepped on his toe?

Mitosis!

Why did the foot smile?

He was toe very happy. Jesus that is awful.

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

What is Tigger's favorite day?

Leap Day, but Spring Forward is a close second.

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

Why was Harry Potter hufflepuffed after his date with Hermione?

She wouldn't let his ravenclaw slytherin her Gryffindor.

What did ron say when he got Hermione pregnant?

Fetus deletus

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What did the hill that was counting its pocket change say to the other hill?

Don't worry, I'm just amounting.

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

What's the only painful car rental company?

Hertz.

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it