Ouch Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

What do physics majors do when they hit the club?

They torque it..

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What to hear a joke about dementia?

Pickles

What did the set-up say to the punchline?

You're nothing but a joke.

German Word Jokes More German Word Jokes

What do you call the German word for Vaseline?

Derweinerslider

What is the German word for Constipation?

Farfrompoopen.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What's the smallest drink you can order at a bar?

A mar tiny.

Why did the man wear a diaper to the bar?

So he could save his stool.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What's pink has five toes and is carried by the Easter Bunny?

His lucky people's foot!

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Whats your first wish?

Dave: I wish I was rich. Genie: Granted, what's your second wish Rich: I want lots of money.

How long does a dog's bark last?

Ly a second.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why did the kid punch the bed?

His mother told him to hit the hay.

Why did the director yell at Kick at the set of Punchkicker 5?

Because he said Punch's line.