Ouch Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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Hertz Jokes More Hertz Jokes

How do you measure love?

In hertz!

What is the problem with high frequency?

It Hertz

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

How are genders like the twin towers?

There used to be two of them but now everyone gets offended if you talk about it.

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What material does Cayde-6 use to repair his armor after falling feet first into hell?

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Why do scuba-divers go in backwards?

Because if they went forward they'd fall in the boat.

Punch Jokes More Punch Jokes

Why don't birds have to wear camouflage?

Because they are already "in the skies".

What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

Pain Jokes More Pain Jokes

What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Monitor Jokes More Monitor Jokes

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

How did Harry Potter get down the hill?

By walking...... JK Rowling