Ouch Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why did the T-Rex's girlfriend leave him?

Because he said he only loved her this much (hold out t-rex like arms) Sorry this one requires a bit of a visual, but I thought you guys might like it

Hermione Jokes More Hermione Jokes

Why doesn't Hermione keep her money at Gringotts?

Offshore investment gains a better return.

What did Harry Potter say when he fell down the hill?

Ouch! I Hermione!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What do you call a tree that hates this joke?

A face palm.

Why do people like office parties AND this joke?

The punch line.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What happened to the dog that fell into a lens-grinding machine?

He made a spectacle of himself.

What did the horse say when he fell over?

Help! I've fallen and I can't giddy up.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes

Second Jokes More Second Jokes

Who is second in command in the kitchen at a Native American owned restaurant?

The Sioux chef

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

Monitor Jokes More Monitor Jokes

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.