Ouch Jokes

What did the baby otter say when it walked into the club?

Ouch

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a very religious person who sleep walks?

A Roman Catholic.

Why did the rabbi walk into the bar?

Because he likes oldfashioned jokes.

Auschwitz Jokes More Auschwitz Jokes

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

Monitor Jokes More Monitor Jokes

Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Club Jokes More Club Jokes

What's the difference between seal hunters and teenagers?

There's none, both like clubbing.

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does Light Yagami drink at the bar?

Tekira!

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What would be the best color to make a joke about?

I was thinking black, but I'm not sure it would work?

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Offend Jokes More Offend Jokes

What did the Cannibal get for dinner after offending his wife?

The cold shoulder.

What food do Japanese people serve as an apology when they have offended someone?

Miso sorry...