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Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Why did Jesus quit playing hockey?

He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

What's better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on an organ. Edit: accidentally a letter.

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What do you call a T-Rex that's been weightlifting all day?

Dino-sore