Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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Why does Willem Dafoe play a villain in a lot of movies?

Duh. Cause he's da foe.

Why is a violin difficult to play?

Because it is fiddly!

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano and a gluestick?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano a tuna.

What's worse than finding a dead monkey on your piano?

Finding a diseased beaver on your organ.

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How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.