Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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What do baby pythons play with?

Rattle-snakes.

What do rodents say when they play bingo?

Eyes down for a full mouse'!

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Which would you like, a piano or a motorcycle?

Yes." (Yamaha)

What is better than a rose on a piano?

Tulips on the organ.

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.