Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

What did the violin say when it finally played the music correctly?

Viola.

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Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

What's worse than spiders on your piano?

Crabs on your organ

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Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

What type of job does T-Rex have?

He is small arms dealer