Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

Why can the Cornish always lend a hand?

They probably have a spare.

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

How does a T-Rex apologize?

He says Tyrannosorry.

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead