Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What do you call a man with no hands and a book?

A read-only man.

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

How did the T-Rex feel after his workout session?

He felt dinosore.

What happens when a T-Rex bites you?

You get a dino-sore.

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.