Clap Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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What is a centipedes's favorite Beatle song?

I want to hold your hand, hand, hand, hand...

What did the digital clock say to it's Mother?

Look Ma, no hands!

Round Jokes More Round Jokes

Why can't horses fix merry go rounds?

They'd be terrified

What do you get if you cross a dog and a sheep?

A sheep that can round itself up!

T Rex Jokes More T Rex Jokes

Why did the t-rex cross the road?

Because the chicken hadn't evolved yet.

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many actors does it take to change a light bulb?

10. 1 to change it and 9 to say they could have done it better.

Which country will be the first to change to all electric vehicles?

Madagascar

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

What's the difference between a condom and a coffin?

Well, both carry stiffs, but one's for coming and the other's for going.

How does Justin Beiber remove a condom?

He farts.

Dead Silence Jokes More Dead Silence Jokes

People Jokes More People Jokes

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What do some people have against cheeseburgers?

They say 'Burgers can't be cheesy!'

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

What do you call a disease that only effects ducks?

A mallard-y