Clap Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Round Jokes More Round Jokes

What do you say when an episode of explosive diarrhoea turns into a round of smooth poop?

What a wondrous *turd* of events.

Why do we feel the need to order beers in round?

It's beer pressure.

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.

What do you call a girl who's preventing you from reaching your goal?

A keeper

Circle Jokes More Circle Jokes

What do you call a circle of $100 bills?

Aretha Franklins! (Happy birthday to the Queen of Soul!)

Why are you driving that car in circles?

Driver: I was just going for a little spin.

Ginja Jokes More Ginja Jokes

What do you call a red-headed ninja?

A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.

What do you call a red-head ninja?

A ginja.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What sound does a bouncing plane make?

Boeing boeing boeing

Disease Jokes More Disease Jokes

What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

How can you tell vampirism is a disease?

On account of the coffin.

People Jokes More People Jokes

Why did the creepy hipster get arrested?

Because he was following people before instagram

What medication that can make people inspire you?

Aspirin sorry guys

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

What dinosaur loves pancakes?

A tri-syrup-tops.