Because it's dead.
A round of applause...because they all have the clap.
Because they're dead.
The clap.
Stephen Hawking
Because they're all dead
Santapplause!
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Two octopuses shaking hands.
It is so cold outside I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
You usually want to stand at a corner, they're around 90 degree's
An erection can make it past the semis, and still stand up if you sing for it.
Oops, this was supposed to be for. There's no punch line!
Well, alright." "Girl, I feel with my nerves."
Because it's extinct.
Because Windows 7 8 9
Because 7 ate 9.
Because they can bleed for a week and not die.
Me, when I remember to floss once a month. Edit: account got hacked and showed something different. Sorry about that
Because of the conductor.
That hit the spots!
The e-quator.
Is it your right thigh, or your left? Or does the answer lie somewhere in the middle?
