Clap Jokes

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

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Orphan Jokes More Orphan Jokes

What did one orphan said to the other?

Robin, get in the batmobile! (credits to)

Why is Simba an orphan?

Because his dad couldn't Mufasa 'nuff

Red Head Ninja Jokes More Red Head Ninja Jokes

What do you call a red-headed ninja?

A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.

What do you call a red-head ninja?

A ginja.

Ginja Jokes More Ginja Jokes

What do you call a red-headed ninja?

A ginja... Ensue mildly dramatic slow clapping.

What do you call a red-head ninja?

A ginja.

Applause Jokes More Applause Jokes

What do you call a terrible performance of Han Solo: The Musical?

A rebel without applause.

Group Jokes More Group Jokes

What do you call a group of people in charge of renewable energy for a town?

A solar panel.

What do you call a group of philosophers?

An argument.

Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you guys think of message boards?

I'm all forum.

What do you call a guy stuck in the same job for 30 years?

A four term US senator.

Contract Jokes More Contract Jokes

What do you call an actor from Alabama that is forced by contract to play a certain character in a production?

Role tied.

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What sound does a Turkey make?

Coup coup