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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

Which dinosaur walks with a limp?

A Myfeetasaur

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.