Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Why did the programmer visit the city tour?

Because they were handing out guides for the deaf.

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Why can't the T-Rex play the piano?

Cause they're dead!

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Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.