Why can't dinosaurs clap?

Because they're dead.

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What type of dinosaurs roamed the Mediterranean before the asteroid hit?

Falafel Raptors. (sorry)

What do you call a dinosaur that raps about life?

A philosorapper

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What do you call a group of sorority girls/fraternity guys standing in a circle?

A round of applause...because they all have the clap.

What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!