Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What are the pros and cons of wearing two watches?

On one hand, you have a watch... But on the other hand, you have a watch.

When I lose faith in humanity, I think of Chili's just handing out sick, light-up beepers, trusting us to return them. And know what?

We do.

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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to its chest?

Dinomite

Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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Why can't T-Rexs clap their hands?

Because they're all dead

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.