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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Why did the man with one hand cross the road?

To get to the second-hand shop.

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.

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What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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What do you call a man who claps at Christmas?

Santapplause!

What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.