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Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.

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What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

What a lavaly day!

What would you call it when a dinosaur gets into a car crash?

Tyrannosaurus Wrecks

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What disease is most easily contracted by touching your hands together?

The clap.

Why can't dinosaurs clap their hands?

Because they're dead.