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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the moon mission?

He Apollo-gized.

What kind of root is only easy to find on paper?

A square one.*

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Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

Which phone is most sold in Australia?

The htc M8. Oi mate

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What do North Korean weapons and T-Rex's have in common?

They both can't reach really far.

What did the T-Rex say when he stubbed his toe?

Ouch. I'm Dino-sore!

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Why did the T-Rex go extinct?

He had a reptile dysfunction.

Why was the lizard's wife unsatisfied?

Her hubby had a reptile dysfunction.