Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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How did they break in?

Me: I have a fake garden rock w/a key inside. Police: They found it Me: They threw it through the window.

Why is women's soccer so rare?

It's quite hard to find enough women willing to wear the same outfit.

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a poodle?

A poodle split in half.

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What did T-Rex say after doing yoga for the first time?

Dinosore

Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

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Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Why couldn't the lizard have any children?

It had a reptile dysfunction!