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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

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I can't laugh and I can't sing. I'm finding it hard to do anything!

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Because he was Haydn.

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To-mate-toes!

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Why can't the T-rex clap its hands?

Because it's dead.

What do you call a T-Rex with tourettes?

I'm sorry.

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Why couldn't the t-rex find a mate?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction.

What do you call a chameleon that doesn't change color?

A reptile dysfunction.