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Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What type of car does a Loch Ness Monster Drive?

A nissan

Which country has many spaces to put your car in?

Park-istan!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What's the best way to keep water from running?

Don't pay the water bill.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

What do you do when you're racist and all the immigrants exhaust you?

You kip.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!