Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

What to you call Batman and Robin after they've been run over by a car?

Flatman and Ribbon

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why did the ram run off the cliff?

He didn't see the ewe turn.

What happens when you run away from tomatos?

They ketchup.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.