Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a car that you only drive in the fall?

An autumn-mobile.

What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What should you do if you find a witch in your bed?

Run!

Why was the first computer never invited to dinner?

It would just take a few bytes then run.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to change clothes at a Pokemon's house?

Because he might Pikachu!

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted