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Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

Who's there! Clark! Clark who?

Clark your car in the garage!

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

Why did the nose run?

It did snot want to be late

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What happened to the man running in front of a car?

He got tired. The man running behind the car -- he got exhausted.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to give Elsa a balloon?

Because she'll "Let it go! Let it go!" This joke was made up by my 5 year old nephew.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.