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Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of car did Jesus drive?

A manual.

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

What's the difference between tired and exhausted?

When you run in front of a car you get tired. When you run behind a car you get exhausted.

What happened to the man running in front of the car?

He got tired. What happened to the man running behind the car He got exhausted.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to swim in the Mississippi River?

Because it has pp in it.

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.