Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What kind of engine did you put in it?

Cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What's worse than getting dumped by your girlriend?

Getting denied by a car when hitch-hiking.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

What's so ironic about disabled toilets?

They're big enough to run around in.

Exhaust Jokes More Exhaust Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to run behind a car?

You'll get exhausted

Why should you never run behind a bus?

You will get exhausted.

Bad Idea Jokes More Bad Idea Jokes

Why is it a bad idea to hunt the US national bird?

It's ill-eagle

Whose bad idea was it to text him a 4th time just in case his phone was being weird?

Tequila, I'm looking at you.