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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool?

She had mittens!

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Which two letters are rotten for your teeth?

D K

Why are there hardly any dental professionals in the South?

Because it takes more than 35 patients to make a full set of teeth.

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Why did Jesus die on the cross?

He forgot the safe word

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

What do you call Charlie Sheen's brother if he were a financial advisor?

Emilio Investevez. Fun game/running joke friends in college used to play. Wondering if Reddit would enjoy the game too.

Why is Pokemon quite realistic?

Because in the games, Bug-types are effective against Dark-types. Just like malaria in Africa.

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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!