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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

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What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

What happens if you put a mirror in a garage?

A mirage!

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What kind of bears don't have teeth?

Gummi bears.)

What did one tooth say to the other?

Get your cap on the dentist is taking us out tonight.

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What do dads never forget to include in their "dad" jokes?

PUNctuation Okay, I'll leave.

What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

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What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

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What can you sit on, sleep on, and brush your teeth with?

A chair, a bed, and a toothbrush.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.