What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

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What happens when a professor teaches for a decade?

He gets Tenyear.

What happens when u ask a fake logic fan... What is your favorite logic album?

Their response Flexicution

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What's the best thing to put into a pizza?

Your teeth.

Why didn't the dentist ask his secretary out?

He was already taking out a tooth

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What did the pillar say when he forgot to wish his friend happy birthday?

I'll column later.

Why do blondes always die before help arrives?

They always forget the "11" in "9-1-1".

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What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

What game is all the rage with the Ferguson rioters?

Truth or Darren Wilson.

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Why does Wiz Khalifa brush his teeth?

Plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow, plaque and yellow.

What is the difference between leaves and a car?

One you brush and rake, the other you rush and brake.