What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

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What happens when you throw root beer in the ocean?

Root Beer Floats!

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

Why did Plato's worst student always have stuff stuck in his teeth?

He didn't understand Flossophy!

What do you call a bear with no teeth?

Bare Grylls

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

What is a long room with many doors called?

I'm not sure, I hallways forget

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Why doesn't anyone watch women's hockey?

The games take 3 months to play!

What aspect of the game do women soccer players like most?

Getting that good D

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.

What do you call thrusting a hairy rod in and out of your mouth really fast then afterwards spitting out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth