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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

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What's the worst thing that could happen if you don't use a condom?

Your parents would know!

What happens when you get hit by a rental car?

It Hertz.

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What did the blonde's dentist find?

Teeth in the cavity.

What to do you call an old dentist?

A bit long in the tooth

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Why do men need instant replay on TV sports?

Because after 30 seconds they forget what happened.

What is dementia?

I forget

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What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Why did the dog have a gleam in his eye?

Someone bumped his elbow while he was brushing his teeth.