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What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

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What happens when a university math professor and a high school math teacher get it on?

Calculust

What happens when there are two Islamic terrorist identical brothers and one is way taller than the other?

The Twin Towers.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What do you call a Roman with pubic hair in his teeth?

Gladiator

What's got a pair of balls and 100 teeth?

A crocodile Q: what's got a 100 balls and a pair of teeth? A: A singing choir of army veterans

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What did one alcoholic say to the other alcoholic?

I forget

What's ur emergency?

Goldfish: I forgot Goldfish 911: Forgot what Goldfish: WHO IS THIS Goldfish 911: I DON'T KNOW

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

What's the difference between a crocodile and a toothbrush?

You can't brush your teeth with a crocodile.

Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet?

That thing hurts!