What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

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What happened to good old-fashion soap?

Is it too basic?

What happened to the performer who read poetry to terminally ill patients?

He suffered an elegiac reaction.

Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

How can you tell if a Packers fan is mad at you?

They grit their tooth at you.

Why didn't the monster use toothpaste?

Because he said his teeth weren't loose.

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Why did the cosmonaut forget to pack extra underwear?

Because he was Russian.

Who's there? 9/11. 9/11 Who?

YOU SAID YOU'D NEVER FORGET!!!!

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

Brush Jokes More Brush Jokes

How can you tell an old person from a young person?

An old person can sing and brush their teeth at the same time.

Why did the cowboy brush his teeth with gunpowder?

So he could shoot his mouth off.