Game Jokes

What did the gamer wife told his gamer husband after they got divorced?

Good support in-game, bad in giving child support. gg no re

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What does a blanket say to the other after a game of chess?

Well plaid.

What game should you play to get your mother's attention?

PokeMom

What do 'Game of Thrones' and 'The Sixth Sense' have in common?

Icy dead people

What happens if you game so much you forget to brush your teeth?

You get Halo-tosis.

What game show do pickles play?

Dill or No Dill

What's the difference between a PC gamer and a console player?

One spends 400 dollars on a console that will play games for years, the other pays 400 dollars for a graphics card that will be outdated in a week

Why did no-one want to play a game with the leopard?

He was a cheetah.

What is the worst time to have a heart attack?

During a game of charades

How is Game of Thrones going to end?

With fade out and to credits.

What is the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

With Twitter you only get 140 characters.

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What's the different between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter has a character limit

What does Game of Thrones have in common with The Sixth Sense?

Icy Dead People

When is the earliest time of day Nintendo fans play games?

The Wii hours of the morning.

What do you get when you cross Game of Thrones with Cartoon Network?

Johnny Braavos

What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

Why was the Bears-Packers tie called off?

Only one side was game

What do you call a gaming double entendre?

A Ninutendo

Why was it so hot in the stadium after the game?

Because all the fans left

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired

What game do M Night Shymalan's family play at Christmas?

Secret Satan.

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Why is 'The Game' the most powerful rapper?

Because you lose every time you talk about him ()

Why don't cows play poker?

Because it's a high steaks game

What do they always forget to do after filming a season of Game of Thrones?

The last one out is meant to get the Wights

Why do they run the credits at the beginning of Game of Thrones?

Because you don't know who is going to make it to the end.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Why was the volleyball player drunk at a game?

Because he spiked his drink

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

How do you make a 90's kid mad?

The game.

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

How do you organise games in Pompeii?

Make aedile.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

What did the deer say when the sportsman asked if he wanted to go hunting?

I'm game.

What does a bird say when it wants revenge?

Toucan play at that game!

What did the Australian say when he won a game of chess?

Cheers, mate.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

How does Queen Elizabeth win a game of poker?

She goes to the bathroom.

What game do enemy naval officers play in the sauna?

Battleshvitz

Why was 9 mad at 0 after winning a game of bingo?

Because 0 1 2

What two games does Carl Sagan play at the bar?

Billiards and Billiards

What do you call going Doctor to Doctor... What do you call going Doctor to Doctor to figure out what your inflammatory bowel disease is called?

A Game of Crohn's.

Why are hamburgers essential to football?

Because the game is played on a griddle-iron!

What game do reindeer play in their stalls?

Stable-tennis!

What game do 18 dogs like to play during the summer?

Woofleball

Why don't Germans play games with new players?

Because they don't want to wreck Danubes.

Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What do people say when you win a game in Egypt?

Game, *Set,* and match.

How do you interrupt a Redditor's winning streak?

The Game

What is the most environmentally friendly game company?

The three that make Call of Duty; They've recycled their ONLY GAME, every year for the past 7 years.

What game is in Schrodinger's Xbox?

Dead or Alive

How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

What did one bird say to the other bird?

Toucan play at this game.

How do you know when someone's read the Game of Thrones books?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

What's the difference between a pick-up artist and an Atari 2600?

An Atari 2600 has more game.

What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

Why do hipsters only buy games from GOG?

Because other stores are too mainSteam.

What do kings call musical chairs?

A Game of Thrones.

What did one slice of bread say to the other at the end of a game of chess?

It's stale, mate.

What game did the dentist play when she was a child?

Caps and robbers

What does Shrek say when he wins a game of chess?

Shrekmate.

Who's the worst villain in more games than any other?

Why were the two managers sitting around sketching crockery before the start of the game?

It was a cup draw!

Which game did the cat want to play with the mouse?

Catch.

Why are there no black people in the game Clue?

Because then, it would be called Solved.

What game do you play with a wombat?

Wom.

How did Mario bring back his brother after he got a Game Over?

He used a Luigi Board.

What game do little cows like to play?

Moonopoly.

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

What did fruit loops say when launching their product to compete with cheerios?

Toucan play at that game

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

Why doesn't Superman watch Game of Thrones?

Because he has a LED-TV.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

How come the stadium got hot after the game?

Because all of the fans left.

What animal is always at a game of cricket?

A bat.

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What did the school in Egypt finally get?

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Why do all The Hunger Games fans can't even?

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How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.