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What do you call a cow that plays with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

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Why couldn't the pirate play cards?

Because he was sitting on the deck!

How does Chris Martin play monopoly?

With a paira, paira, pairadice

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Why did the milking stool only have three legs?

Because the cow has the udder

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

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What do you call a Steer playing with itself?

Beef Stroganoff

What do you call a masterbating cow?

Beef stroganoff