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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the nihilist cross the road?

It doesn't matter.

How did Jesus lose his virginity?

When he was nailed on the cross.

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What did the Irish farmer say to his cow when it climbed onto the roof of his barn?

Get off.

Why did the cow get an award?

For being outstanding in his field. Sorry.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the best way to milk a sheep?

Ask Apple.

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What happens if you cross an Ape with an octopus?

You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!

What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!