What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do cows do on Sundays?

They go to the moovies

What goes moof?

A cow with buck teeth.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What do you think I should buy, a cow or a bike?

You'd look pretty funny riding a cow...but you'd look much worst milking a bike

A grocery store cashier asked if I would like my milk in a bag.

I told her 'No, thanks. The carton works fine.'

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

What did the angry octopus say to the octopus that made him mad?

POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!