What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a feminist with a non-feminist?

Triggernometry

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a cartoon penguin?

Pingu-Pong!

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What do you call a cow that doesn't give milk?

A milk dud!

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

What's the difference between Nine-Eleven and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 14 years straight. Be gentle... it's my cake day

How do you milk a sheep?

With iPhone periph**e**rals.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...