What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

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What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

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Why did the cow slap the bull?

He didn't play well with udders.

What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

How do you get milk from a witch's cat?

Steal her saucer.

How do you know when it's okay to swim in a pool of milk?

When it's past your eyes.

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

What did one octopus say to the other octopus?

Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand