What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

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What do you get when you cross a tyrannosaurus rex with fireworks?

DINO-MITE!

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

How do you make beef stew?

Tell a cow they're being watched.

Why did the farmer put his cow on the scales?

He wanted to see how much the milky weighed!

Milk Jokes More Milk Jokes

Why is milk the fastest liquid on the planet?

It's pasteurised before you can see it!

What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You can't milk a cow for 15 years.

Octopus Jokes More Octopus Jokes

Who would win a fight between an octopus and a shark?

The octopus because it is well armed.

What do you call an octopus that's missing one tentacle?

Octopus Prime.