Ten-tickles
A knock-knocktopus.
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.
I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.
Well armed...
The octopus because it is well armed.
Tickles...
He had tentackles.
Well-Armed
The octopus. I have no idea what to do with my hands most of the time, and I only have two of them.
An eight-sided cat.
An octobrave. I'm sorry.
With ten-tickles
It had suction cups.
A stern rebuke from the Ethics Committee, and an immediate cessation of funding.
So I can get octopi.
A squid word.
Will you hold my hand hand hand hand hand hand hand hand
Squid pro quo!
You get a fur coat with lots of sleeves!
POW POW POW POW POW POW POW POW Right in the kisser!
Octopie
Tentacles!
Octoposse
Two octopuses shaking hands.
Because it had ten tickles
Because they TENTACLE.
Pupil: Nobody I know!
Octopus Prime.
A cow that can milk itself!
Octopied
Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.
Because it's always ten-to-cool time...
On squid row!
Ten-tickles!
Because it was well armed.
He turns off his xbox.
He didn't take it - he already had a door!
Pork, eh
Why don't we have both
A mad scientist.
Because he didn't feel very whale
Because they would sneeze in pepper water.
Ten-ticles!!!
A book has papers.
Twenty-Juan
Wife asks her husband: Honey, If a lion attacks my mother and I, Who would you save first? Husband: Well, the lion!
They both have Sandy Claws.
He waits for it at the next stop.
A bus driver.