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What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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What's the difference between a joke on Reddit and a joke on 9Gag?

About a day.

Why should you never mention the number 288?

Because it's two gross! (A gross is a measurement unit for "144". So 2 * 144 = 288. Or "two gross".)

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What's an octopuses favourite latin saying?

Squid pro quo!

What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.