What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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What's the difference between a married guy and a single guy?

Wait, let me ask and make sure it's ok to tell the joke.

What's an "oying"?

This joke

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What do you call an affectionate rabbit?

A tender loving hare.

What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

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How does an octopus make you laugh?

With ten-tickles

What do you get when you cross a cow with an octopus?

Reprimand from the university ethics board and immediate withdrawal of all research grants.