What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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Why was Mohamed Ali born a fighter?

In the womb, he used to fight bald clowns. (Self made joke)

Why didnt Spock make a record of their voyage?

Because it was deep space. (the joke is how the outer space was very deep)

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Why did Spock dump his wife?

Because William Shatner I know it's old, but I love it so

Why do Rednecks love cheeseburgers?

Because they are in bread.

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What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

What family does the octopus belong to?

Pupil: Nobody I know!