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What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

What do they say for jokes about German sausages?

They are the wurst.

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When pianists fall in love what is their favourite position?

The four hands (you dirty minds)

Why did the fish sink?

This joke composed by my seriously autistic friend Neil, who LOVES jokes) Because it was a brick.

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Why couldn't the octopus stop laughing?

Because it had ten tickles

What does an octopus have ten of?

Tickles...