What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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What's the difference between a kid and a joke?

A kid can joke but a joke cannot kid.

What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead. Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

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What is the most common cause of blindness worldwide?

Love.

What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

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What did the octopus make for desert?

Octopie

How may tickles does it take to make an Octopus laugh?

Tentacles!