What do you call an octopus that loves jokes?

A knock-knocktopus.

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

What happened when Helium told a joke?

There was no reaction

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What did the dyslexic kid say to his parents at Christmas?

I love Satan

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

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How does an octopus go to war?

Well-Armed

How do you know you're always about to have fun in the company of an octopus?

Because it's always ten-to-cool time...