What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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What do you call a set of chairs kept outside in Ireland?

Paddy O' Furniture

Why did the table love playing volleyball?

Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What type of lights were on Noah's Ark?

You'd think it would be floodlights, but in reality it was the Israelites!

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.