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What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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What is atheism?

A non-prophet religion Edit: Replace the word "religion" with "set of beliefs" if you're picky about that sort of thing

What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

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Why did some snakes disobey Noah when he said "Go forth and multiply"?

They couldn't they were adders!

Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

Because Noah was standing on the deck!

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Why aren't there any Calculus teachers in Little Rock, Arkansas?

Because everyone there hates integration.

What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.