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What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

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Tooth Jokes More Tooth Jokes

What has 99 legs and one tooth?

The front row at a Willie Nelson concert.

What do you call it when you thrust a hairy pole in and out of your mouth, and at the end you spit out a white liquid?

Brushing your teeth!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

Why did the prophylactic fly across the room?

It was peed off.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why didn't Oscar Pistorius get a new bathroom door?

Because his wife was dead-set against it...

How do you set a woman's watch?

You don't, there's already a clock on the stove.

32 Jokes More 32 Jokes

How many IBM CPUs does it take to perform a logical right shift?

32. One to hold the bits and 31 to push the register.

What is 32% black, 45% white......gets lit up and changes to blue and red at night?

Chicago.

Texans Jokes More Texans Jokes

What do you get when you move 32 Texans into the same room?

A full set of teeth

Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.