What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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Why doesn't Bill like old houses?

He's afraid of the draft.

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Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.