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What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

Where do you want to be in 5 years?

Me: Oh, it doesn't matter. You will have fired me well before then.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What happens when a woman can't remember her mastectomy?

Mammary loss &ampnbsp I made this up myself!

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Bill Jokes More Bill Jokes

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Why are ducks always sad?

Because of their bills

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

What do you get when a Game of Thrones character sets up your photo studio?

Stark lighting.

What is robin going to get for Christmas?

An oviposition set

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!