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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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She was on fire.

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Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!