What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

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What do you call a man with no arms, no legs, and is on fire?

Bernie.

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He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

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Because those men already have boyfriends.

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She takes contraceptives.

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What will Bill's favorite retail outlet be after his economic blueprint takes effect?

Everything's $100.

What bill is the Congress's favorite?

Of course the $ bill!

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What did Noah name the carpentry supply store he set up in Little Rock?

Ark-n-Saw.

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What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!