What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How can you tell that a baker's hands are on fire?

He can't seem to *stop droppin' rolls*.

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What do you do when someone has an epileptic fit in the bathtub?

Throw in the laundry.

Why did little timmy fall off his bike?

Because someone threw a canoe at him!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women need watches?

There's a clock on the stove.

Why are women and children evacuated first in an emergency?

So the men can think of a solution in silence.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

Why does the letter A look like a flower?

Because Bs like flowers.

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!