What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

Why did the worker get fired from the hp computer factory?

He threw out all the computers with "dy" on them.

Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

How long are you going to keep throwing that in my face?

Netflix: Because you watched "The Wedding Planner"

Why was the belt thrown in jail?

He held up a pair of pants.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How do you know that God isn't a woman?

Because I'm not a sandwich.

What is the size of women in Italy?

Itali-cized.

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

How many letters can you wear on your feet?

10 E's

What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

Who's there! Bernadette! Bernadette who?

Bernadette ate all my dinner and now I'm starving!

What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!