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What do you call a woman who sets all her money on fire?

Bernadette!

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Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

Why did the blond get fired from the M&M factory?

Because she kept throwing out all the W's

When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women that have miscarried suffer from?

Mourning Sickness.

What is the difference between a battery and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

Money Jokes More Money Jokes

Where's my money?

A loan shark "Where are my friends - alone shark

What's the biggest advantage of being a smoker?

Not having to set aside money for your old age.

Set Jokes More Set Jokes

Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

What did the pumpkin pie say to the cheesecake as they were going into the oven?

I think this is a set up!

Bernadette Jokes More Bernadette Jokes

What do you call a woman who throws letters in the fire?

Bernadette

What do you call a woman that sets her bills on fire?

Bernadette.