What two words contain the most letters?

Post office.

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

What word begins with "N" and ends in "R" that I wouldn't want to call a black guy?

Neighbor.

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What starts with the letter "M" and picks up metal?

Mexicans.

How do you get a dead turtle to flip itself back over on its feet?

You take the letter F out of way.

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What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

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What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

How many communists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.