How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why did the elephant take off his socks at the golf course?

He got a hole in one.

Why doesn't Kermit the Frog like elephants?

They always want to play leap frog with him

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What do you do when you see an epileptic throwing a fit in a bath tub?

You throw in some laundry and detergent.

What other US state can fit Kansas inside of it?

Arkansas

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!