How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb?

You can unscrew a lightbulb.

Whats Marios favorite type of jeans?

Denim denim denim!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross a sled dog with an elephant?

A tusky!

Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

Where is the remote?

All the way over there." "Guess I'm watching this."

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway shopping cart?

Take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way!

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

FIRETRUCK.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

Take the 'F' out of safe and the 'F' out of way.

Subway Jokes More Subway Jokes

Why did Subway take Jared so seriously?

It was obvious he was kidding.

How do you fit an elephant in to a subway?

Take the 's' out of "sub" and the 'f' out of "way"

Letter Jokes More Letter Jokes

Why is C afraid of every other letter in the alphabet?

Because they are not Cs.

How can you make seven even?

Take away the letter S.

Sub Jokes More Sub Jokes

What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on