Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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Where would you find an elephant?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose!"

Where do you find a liberal at a convention?

In the far left corner!

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Why did the student fail his physics test?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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Where does the Navy rank amongst the armed forces?

Submarines.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!