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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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Why wasn't Jesus Christ born in Alabama?

They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

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Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.

What's the difference between a baby and a submarine?

I've never been in a submarine.

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What do you call a dog in a diving bell?

A sub-woofer

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

A sub-woofer!!!