Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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Where can you find alcoholic sheep?

At the BAAAAH

How can you lift an elephant with one hand?

A. It is not a problem, since you will never find an elephant with one hand.

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Why did the guitar shop fail a fire safety inspection?

No Stairway.

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Why should apiarists determine standards of beauty?

Because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What do you call a marine who can't swim?

A submarine.

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What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.