Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What did Hermoine say when she found out she's pregnant?

Fetus Abortus!

Why did the pirate date the mermaid?

He thought finding X in her algebra would lead to booty.

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What did the gangster's son tells his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad, they questioned me for 3 hours, but I told them nothing!!!

What did the Illuminati say when they tried to read someone's mind, but failed to do so?

Curses, foiled again!

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What do you like about me?

Me: Your crippling self esteem issues have caused you to lower your standards. Her: What Me: Your eyes

How much does a Polar Bear weigh?

Enough to lower your standards, I'm moonsoutgoonsout

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How do you drown a submarine full of blondes?

Knock on the door

What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".