Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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Where you left it

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He got lost in the maize.

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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One has standards.

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By how fast it sinks.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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EVERYDAY!!

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So he could bring his 'sub' on