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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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Why don't we wait for life on other planets to find us?

Why do we have to do all the work

How's Skywalker?

Han: He was nearly frozen when I found him. Leia: And, now Han: Lukewarm. Leia: ... Han: Hehehe

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Why did Chewbacca fail his driving test?

He made a few Wookiee errors.

What do you call a failing brand?

Calvin DeKlein.

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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What is everyone writing songs about?

John: revolution Paul: forgiveness George: true love Ringo: hmm, a submarine or maybe an octopus

What did the sardine call the submarine?

A can of people!

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What do you call a dog subbing for a music teacher?

A subwoofer.

What is the difference between Reddit and a fetish party?

You might actually get me to sub here.