Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing.

What's little, brown, and found in the woods?

Winnies' pooh.

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What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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What's long and hard and full of "SEE-MEN"?

A submarine, obviously.

Why did the Naval Inspector fail the submarine?

Because he found it to be SUB-standard.

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What should a football team do if the pitch is flooded?

Bring on their subs!

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch?

So he could bring his 'sub' on