Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the rock star fail his depressing math exam?

He couldn't get the saddest fraction.

What did the man say to his wife when he failed to get an erection?

No hard feelings.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How many trains have I derailed in all my years as a train driver?

It's hard to keep track.

Why did the pioneers cross the country in covered wagons?

Because they didn't want to wait 40 years for a train!

Vocabulary Jokes More Vocabulary Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon