Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Why couldn't the dwarves renew their lease on the Lonely Mountain?

It failed the Smaug test.

Why did the Soviet Union fail?

Too much Stalin'. Yeah it's bad but it made me giggle when I thought of it...

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Why did the Spanish train aficionado blow up his trains?

He had loco motives.

What do you call someone who specializes in trains?

A trained professional

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon