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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the Buddhist photographer fail at taking pictures?

Bad cam'ra

Why did the hipster fail making ice cubes for his bourbon?

Because he pulled out the tray before it was cool

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.

Vocabulary Jokes More Vocabulary Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon