Vocabulary Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Scam Artist Jokes More Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

Why did Jesus have a six pack?

It was from all the cross-training...

Why is a train a bad person to go to the bar with?

Because all he says is "Chug Chug Chug"

Thesaurus Jokes More Thesaurus Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur with an English degree?

Thesaurus.

Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What do you call a yak that wants to talk to you about a network marketing opportunity?

A cognac

Why can't you trust a garbage man who loves his job?

Because he's always talking trash.

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What did the dinosaur say when he saw the volcano explode?

What a lavaly day!

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why can't a vegetable win an argument?

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

What happens if a pyramid commits a crime?

It is put in imPRISMment!

What crime did the tree commit to be put in tree jail?

Treeson