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Vocabulary Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the man's kidneys fail?

They didn't study.

What did the failed Swedish chef say?

All that hard Bork and nothing to show for it.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What did Pat Benatar say to the kid throwing cereal at her?

Stop using Chex as a weapon!

Why frogs don't use Google?

They're angry since Froogle was discontinued years ago!

Talk Jokes More Talk Jokes

What will ESPN talk about if both the Hawks and Rockets make it to the NBA final?

The NHL playoffs

Why can't you talk to spiders who get shut in pianos?

They'll B flat

Larry Jokes More Larry Jokes

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever!" - Larry, the worst astronaut

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary

Crime Jokes More Crime Jokes

Where does light go when it is convicted of a crime?

Prism

What did the mayor of dinosaur town say when crime increased by 50%?

This calls for Jurastic changes

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

How do you get a Charmander and a Metapod on a train?

You poke 'em on.

How to Train Your Dragon 2' Me: Friend: Me: to what?

Friend:

Scam Artist Jokes More Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who is walking down the stairs?

Condescending

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Thesaurus Jokes More Thesaurus Jokes

What does a thesaurus have for breakfast?

Synonym rolls.

What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary?

A Thesaurus.