Vocabulary Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

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Why do you keep saying flail?

Because Fail isn't in my vocabulary. ------- Overheard on the train.

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Which dinosaur knew... Q: Which dinosaur knew the most words?

The thesaurus.

What dinosaur knows the most words?

Thesaurus.

Scam Artist Jokes More Scam Artist Jokes

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon

Why did the scale decide that the scam artists were heavier than the novels?

Because the cons outweighed the prose.

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What is the main material used in the manufacture of TIE fighters?

TIE tanium

What does the head of the Catholic Church used to buy goods online?

Papal

Fail Jokes More Fail Jokes

Why did the hipster fail chemistry?

He thought the bond was ironic.

Why is Chris Christie such a successful man?

Because he is too big to fail.

Commit Jokes More Commit Jokes

Where can you find information about raisins that commit adultery?

Currant Affairs

What happened to the thick yellow liquid that committed a crime?

It was taken into custardy.

Larry Jokes More Larry Jokes

What does a parrot named Larry talk about?

Vocabulary

Why is it so huge?

It's, like, jeez, does it go on forever!" - Larry, the worst astronaut

Dinosaur Jokes More Dinosaur Jokes

What do you call a dinosaur made of plastic bricks?

A legosaurus! Randomly made up this the other night, thought I'd share.

Which Christian denomination knows the most about dinosaurs?

Episcopaleontologists

Train Jokes More Train Jokes

What does train tracks and breast have in common?

They are both ment for boys but in the end it's the men who plays with them

What's the difference between a train and SONY?

When the train announces an arriving "Station", you can see it.